Norris can slam a revolving door.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris
has allowed to live.
don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
an episode of Walker Texas Ranger was aired in France, the French
surrendered to Chuck Norris just to be on the safe side.
Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself
in the back of the head.
Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the
information he wants.
was going through the minds of all of Chuck Norris' victims before they
died? His shoe.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what
time it is.
much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck
Norris? All of it.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for
Norris invented the Caesarean section when he roundhouse-kicked his way
out of his monther's womb.
Chuck Norris does not get frostbite. Chuck Norris bites frost
leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2.
Chuck Norris 3. Cancer
at first you don't succeed, you're not Chuck Norris.
1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse-kick related deaths
have increased 13,000 percent.
Mountain" is not just a movie. It's also what Chuck Norris calls the
pile of dead ninjas in his front yard.
Norris never wet his bed as a child. The bed wet itself out of fear.
you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask him for his
Chuck Norris wants your opinion, he'll beat it into you.