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Why did the
redneck put fireman's hats on the 3 wise men in his nativity scene?
Because the preacher said they came from afar.
Emma Sue died during the night, and her husband
Buddy called 911.
The 911 operator told Buddy that she would send
someone out right away. "Where do you live?" asked the operator.
Buddy replied, "At the end of Eucalyptus Drive."
The operator asked, "Can you spell that for me?"
There was a long pause and finally Buddy said,
"How 'bout if I just drag her over to Oak Street."
Redneck Computer Terms
Hard drive - Trying to climb a steep,
muddy hill with 3 flat tires and pulling a trailer load of fertilizer.
Keyboard - Place to hang your truck keys.
Window - Place in the truck to hang your guns.
Modem - How you got rid of your dandelions. Usage: "We gonna
modem dandelions"
ROM - Liquor often mixed with Coke
Byte - Beginning of an insult, often followed by the word "me" or "this"
Cursor - The person doing the cursing. What some guys do when they are
mad at their wife and/or girlfriend.
Tab - What you owe the bartender
Shift - How you get to a different gear.
RAM - Great truck
Edit - Past tense of "eat" "Wher'd that leftover possum belly go?" "
You edit afore you passed out las nite.
Internet - Where her fish were when she caught em ( In er net).
Fonts - That really cool guy from the show, Happy Days.
Laptop - Where the stripper sits.
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