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Your mamma is so fat, she put on a Malcolm jacket and a helicopter landed on her back.

Your momma's so poor she can't even pay attention!Your mamma is so fat she's on both sides of the family.

Yo momma so ugly your Grandma threw her on the street and was charged for littering.

Yo momma so fat the last time she saw 90210 was on the scale!

Your mamma is so poor she was kicking a can down the street, asked what she was doing and she said moving.

Your mother is like a doorknob.... everyone gets a turn!

Your momma is like a vacuum cleaner, she sucks, blows and gets laid in the closet.

Yo momma's so stupid she thought a quarterback is a refund.

Yo momma's glasses are so thick when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma is so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook.

Yo momma is so fat her blood type is rocky road.

Yo momma is so dumb she tripped over a cordless phone.

Yo momma is so fat she put on a pair of Guess Jeans and the answer popped out.

Yo momma's so fat, she irons her clothes on the drive way!

Yo momma's glasses are so thick, when she looks at a map she sees people waving.

Yo momma's so fat, she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the new world!

Yo momma's so ugly, when you look up "ugly" in the dictionary, there's a picture of her!

Yo momma's so short, she does back flips under the bed!

Yo momma's so fat she can't even fit in the chat room.

Yo Momma's so fat she gets her toenails painted at Lucky's Auto Body.

Your momma's so hairy they filmed Gorillas in the Mist in her shower!

Yo momma so poor when I rang the doorbell she stuck her head out the window and yelled ding dong.

Yo momma so stupid, she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

Yo momma's so poor, she has to hang toilet paper out to dry.

Yo momma's feet are so crusty, when she walks on a wooden floor, it sounds like she's tap dancing.

Yo momma's so fat that when she asked for a water bed, they threw a blanket over the pacific ocean.

Your momma's so fat, your family pictures have to be taken by a satellite!

You're mama is so poor that she chases the garbage truck with a shopping list.

Yo momma is so fat she caught a flesh-eating virus... and that was three years ago.

Your mother is so fat she asked for a water bed and they put a blanket over the ocean.

Yo Momma's so fat, when she walks by the TV I miss a season of Friends.

Yo momma's so stupid she sold her car for gas money.

Yo Mamas so stupid she locked herself in the bathroom and pissed her pants.

Yo mama's so poor, she chases a garbage truck with a grocery list!

Yo momma's so fat she's got more rolls than a bakery.

Yo momma is so fat she falls off both sides of the bed





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